Pocket Desk

Pocket Desk
How to disarm a feline cat with a knife held whistling outside my bedroom door?

Ok please help me with this please !!!!! I was bored tonight so I decided to make a quiji table and talk to spirits. Spoilers and put your hands in the display and asked the spirits of the dead. Well 3 minutes when my cat feline spoilers started talking like my uncle and began to whistle. The next thing I know my cat is only in the bottom two feet in position vertical and runs to my desk and pulled out a pocket knife on me. I ran to help the spoilers but it was too dangeorus. Now hes out of my bedroom door talking back in human language. How is this possible? He said that changed my life for my body but I have to put my soul in the body of the cat. I wonder if I should be a cat. I do not really matter as long as I can still be a clown. I really need an exorcist or someone who takes care of the owned cats. The Spiruteen says his name is Jugobanga. How is my cat can stand on a knife in his legs? Has this ever happened to anyone before?

First you put the heat in the house at around 100. Take a lot of cat shit stain on the hair. Then you stand on your head and yell, "Ooga Booga" for about 24 hours. No more cats knife welding. They are all gone!