Opener Magnifying Glass

Bob is in a marathon, running to his greatest pace. Out of nowhere a clock whizzes past him, he notices it was his clock. Later on, after the race is finished, his coach says “What happened, how’d you lose? Why didn’t you time yourself for pace?” Bob says “the clock was running a little fast”….

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Bob is sitting alone at home with the door open. Unsurprisingly, Bob is soon ambushed and robbed… by a magnifying glass. The magnifying glass says “the cops’ll never believe you so go ahead and tell ‘em. After calling the cops bob has second thoughts. Once they arrive and ask for facial identification, Bob says “I can’t remember, its a bit of a blur….

So watcha thinkl?