Desk Grip

Desk Grip
How do I stop talking to the toilet?

I walk past people and often don’t say anything and then once I’m in the toilet I think about what I should’ve/could’ve said and I mutter it to myself, complete with hand gestures, whilst sitting on the toilet. I leave notes for people at work saying ‘badger’ or something else meaningful. I laugh to myself constantly, I grip the desk so hard my knuckles turn bluey-purple. I find things in my head so hilarious I have to let it out like a donkey!

Start talking to the sink instead.